Tis’ the season! Children all over the world have begun prepping, strategizing and organizing their Holiday Wish Lists. They sit endlessly in front of the television awaiting toy commercials and sifting through toy catalogs, documenting every item that will make the list that will eventually be sent to the big man in the North Pole.
Let me just note that I do realize I aged myself with the above comments. Catalogs? Kids are probably online shopping nowadays. Making gift registries on a vast amount of sites. Their letters to Santa look more like this...
I'm registered at FAO Schwarz.
Anyway, however it works, I want in.
My letter goes a little something like this.
Dear random large man in the red suit that lives in the Arctic Tundra and surrounds self with many little animal people or ‘elves’ that work around the clock all year long…, (eek, i hear lawsuit bells)
All I want for Christmas is…
Scrumptious flavored coffee to be on sale every week at the super market. Wait, this is MY wish list. So, endless shipments of scrumptious assorted flavored coffee delivered to my front door.
A Smart Coffee Maker. A coffee maker that has the ability to detect me in the house and instantly brew up a fresh, warm pot of coffee. I know it sounds similar to a Keurig. But I don’t want a Keurig because hubby doesn’t want one. So I want a Smart Coffee Maker.
One of your little elves. Preferably one that enjoys babies. This elf will be utilized for baby and toddler night duty. I will relieve him by 9am each day and let him rest. But by 3:30pm he’s back on the clock.
I originally put 8am. But why do I keep selling myself short on my wish list??
Drive thru Supermarkets, Target’s and [more] Starbucks.
A shiny, new, running outfit from lululemon. I’m talking head to toe lululemon gear. Comfortably amazing. I know if I had this outfit I would finally look like this...
|But since I don't have the best running clothes I'll just keep eating cookies.|
The Folder. You know, the machine that should sit next to the washer and dryer.
I would imagine it would look something like this...
|enter chicken scratch|
Because I am just getting back into this list making thing of demanding things that I want, I will go easy this first year.
In return, I'll clean the chimney and bake you cookies. Do you mind Almond Milk? When you arrive, feel free to setup the Chocolate Milk Maker or Smart Coffee Machine and help yourself. Or make that Elf you are leaving behind do it. He should be clocked in by then.
Wow, now I really understand the excitement for Christmas morning!
|Awaiting The Folder!|